mikyla
a female name derived from the male version “michael”. not a widely known name, but very beautiful. many people commonly misspr-nounce this name. it is pr-nounced mi-kie-la.
a woman with the name of mikyla.
a mikyla is a magical creature that cannot be described by the word epic. since epic is such a m-ssive understatement of a mikyla that it is almost offensive.
a mikyla is all that was and all that will be! a mikyla is time and sp-ce, life and death! a mikyla can see into your mind! a mikyla can see into your soouull…
when you feel a tingling sensation in your body, it is usually because you are sensing the presence of a mikyla. the nearer you get to a mikyla the stronger the vibrations get. if you get too close to one, you will feel pulsing tremors of electric currents coursing through your body. scientific research has found that these vibrations are a result of the mikyla’s majestic and powerful aura. there has been doc-mented accounts of spontaneous combustion and sudden cellular eruption of victims who have ventured too close to a mikyla.
even though a mikyla is a benevolent creature, it can cause immeasurable damage to many 3 dimensional objects since it’s greatness is usually too much for finite substances or organisms to withstand.
a sighting of a mikyla is very rare, but usually harolds the coming of a golden age and good fortune.
creatures that lived in never, never land include, fairies, mermaids, leprechauns and a couple rare mythical creatures like a mikyla.
a mikyla is a very interesting person. she changes her hair color about as often as as a person might shave their armpits, and she will most likely fail at spray tans. mikyla’s like tanktops in the winter time, and white skinny jeans after labor day. do not, i repeat, do not touch a mikyla’s hair because you will get bitten! mikyla’s tend to know exactly how to handle any situation and have fantastic fence jumping skills. they are chill to hang out with and generally have scary little sisters. they are relentlessly photo genic so unless you want to look stupid, do not take a picture with a mikyla. also, dont go on rollercoasters with them because they are adrenaline junkies and will try to get as close to dying as posssible without that atually happenning. you only find one per lifetime so if you do, dont let her get away because a mikyla is one of the most balanced and wonderful people you will find anywhere.
girl 1- “the cops are coming, wheres that mikyla girl?”
girl 2- “there she goes”
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