Milbrodt
milbrodt was an ancient king who ruled with his iron d-ck. he told his peasants that they would die in an epic fire if they didn’t worship his mighty iron c-ck. one day he was struck by lightning and was teleported to 2021 where he had to live in an unfamiliar world. he soon conqured that with his might iron p-n-s. the past was his, the future was his, all that remained was outer sp-ce. soon, he crafted a might sp-ce ship shaped as his c-ck, which was epic. he sailed around as a sp-ce pirate king conquering race after race of small p-n-sed aliens. today he is known as milbrodt the iron king of galactic sp-ce d-ck.
i wish i were as epic as that milbrodt was.
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