milch talk


speaking in iambic pentameter with a steady stream of obscenity, ala hbo’s “deadwood.”
voice from the box-“welcome to macdonald’s, can i take your order?”

driver-“would a motherf-cker be so f-ckin’ blind
as undiscerning to discern
the motherf-ckin’ value of f-ckin value meal partook?”

voice- “that’ll be $6.49, please drive around to the second window, and thank you for choosing motherf-ckin’ macdonald’s, milch talker.”

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