mildo

poorly constructed mexican knock-offs of large and strong american d-ld-s. can be identified by their mustard brown appearance with strange white blotches (indicative of either a poor paint job or some “factory testing” before shipping?) and by bending the mildo across the shaft, checking for stress fractures or tears. inferior-quality d-ld-s will tear down the length of the shaft, causing irritation and discomfort during use and they may even break off into the v-g-n- or -n-s.

just stick to american made d-ld-s from mom & pop s-x shops and you should be ok.
i bought this d-ld- from internetd-ld-s.com and it broke off in my -ss. stupid f-cking mildos.
(adj.) a term used to define a person with a small p-n-s, or a needler d-ck
i saw fred naked and he has a mildo p-n-s
man’s d-ld-, for insertion in the urethra. generally smaller/thinner than a traditional d-ld-.
“have you seen ‘kids in the sandbox’? that mildo really reamed out that guys j-p’s eye.”
: a mom i would like to do. not as fine as a milf but also not an ugly old b-tch. a mildo sits in the middle of the ranking system. a mildo is normally only worth spotting on boring week nights or awkward occasions.
eh, you see that mommy over there? she aiiiiiiight. b-tch is a mildo.
a man that is a d-ld-!
your have a big mildo up your -ss!