mile high club


having s-x in an in-flight airplane, technically while at least a mile above the ground
indulging in any form of s-xual intercourse in an in-flight airplane restroom, while, obviously, being at least a mile off the ground.
“i hope the flight attendant didn’t see us come in here…she might know we’re becoming members of the mile high club.”
preforming any s-xual thing while being in an airplane during flight, usually in the bathroom.
when i go to florida in the spring with mike, we are going to become members of the “mile high club”.
to have s-x in an airplane bathroom, usually when a mile above the ground.

takes place in almost every airplane to take flight.
dammit, what’s with this turbulence? the weather’s perfectly calm right now!

(glances at airplane bathroom door)

oh wait, never mind….

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the mile high club is perhaps the easiest club to get into, if you know what i mean.
men and women who have had s-x while flying in an airplane.
are you a member of the mile high club?

not yet, but i’m dying to be in it.
having s-x with another person in an airplane.
i had consensual missionary s-x with my wife in an airplane and we joined the mile-high club. then i banged the stewardess and got a gold membership.
getting f-cked in an airplane, during the flight.
dude, today i became a member of the mile high club!

no way!!!

yeah i boned one of the hot airline attendants!

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