mile to fuck ratio
ones living arrangement distance divided by the chances one will f-ck said person. for instance if there was a .1 mile distance between person a and person b and a 95% chance of f-ckage (% of f-ckage is estimate) it would be a .1/.95 mile to f-ck, or m to f, ratio.
-hey man my new next door neighbor is really hot.
-d-mn, thats a solid mile to f-ck ratio.
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