Mile Wide Club


slang term for a guy/girl who likes fat chicks/dudes.
modified from the term mile high club, which is a ficticious club that requires a member to have s-x during a flight that will be traveling a mile or more above the ground, the mile wide club is a ficticious group whos members have had s-x with so many large people, that when you add the widths of their -sses together, it equals a mile or more.

eric: man, if ben bangs that cow, lois, i bet he can get into the mile wide club … her -ss has to be at least 30 inches across !
jeff: you aren’t kidding, dude … he goes for the big’uns !

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