milf


“mother i’d like (to) f-ck”
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have s-xual intercourse with them. just cuz their moms doesn’t mean that they don’t need a spark in their love life. if they’ve ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their br–sts. the ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their v-g-n-s (kegel exercises).milfs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. they want to f-ck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
a milf is any mother that is s-xually desirable.

got milf?

britney spears
a hot mom you’d wanna hit all night long.
dude… c-ssandra’s mom is a milf! milf! milf! milf!
mom i’d like to f-ck
“dude, what’s a milf?”
“m-i-l-f, mom i’d like to f-ck!”
or
“woah, johnny, your mom’s a milf!”
mom i’d like to f-ck.

word made famous by the cl-ssic movie “american pie”.
dood… did you see that milf walk out of toys ‘r’ us?
mother i’d like to f-ck

some hot -ss mom of a friend’s that you wanna do so badly
when you’re going out to basketball practice and you see ur best friend’s mother bending over to pick some flowers and she’s got a thong on got milf?
an extremely hot middle aged mom, who leaves you in mastabatory bliss nighy and night.
“my friends mom darlene” is one hot -ss milf!”
quite simply: mom i’d like to f-ck
stacy’s mom- because she’s got it going on.
refer to music video.

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