milf uniform
the certain attire that is common among all milfs from 8:00 a.m. until 6:00 p.m. (from carpool to husband home), consisting of the following:
-black boot cut work out pants (from either gap body, nike or adiddas)-
-some sort of puffer jacket (usually juicy, northface, or patagonia)
-tennis shoes of any sort (but usually very expensive in comparison to the level of actual activity or sport partic-p-tion)
-may or may not contain a tennis skirt over the pants.
please note: in warmer months, the pants are replaced with a pair of nike or addidas running shorts or yoga shorts, and of course puffer jacket is removed and replaced with a t-shirt of workout shirt highlighting the perkiness of newly lifted br–sts.
please also note: juicy is no longer acceptable among the true milfs.
dude 1: “does macy’s have a milf section?”
dude 2: “this place is crawling with milfnation all wearing the same milf uniform!!!”
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