MILFOIL


an acronym for mother i’d like to f-ck out in the lake.
“jeez, there was h-lla milfoil out at big island today on lake minnetonka! and i aint talking ’bout seaweed, ya na mean?!”
any alcoholic beverage that can be used to get a milf in the mood. the preferred brands are grey goose, patron, and anything used to make a “girly drink”.
man, i’m going to head to the bar and get her some milf oil.
a small plant, achillea millefolium, that grows all over north america and europe. means “a thousand leaves” because its leaves are so finely divided.

it can be used as an herbal remedy for colds and infections, but it must not be confused with the poisonous ground hemlock plant.
leroy: i picked this milfoil in the woods; i can make it into a hot tea for you.

grandma: l’awd have mercy! that’s freakin’ hemlock! throw the dang stuff out, ‘fore we all croak!
the v-g-n-l juices of a milf. especially in referance to using them for cooking. see also milf oil.
some like their veggies pan fried in olive oil, but i prefere the taste of veggies fried in milfoil.

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