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a city located in connecticut in new haven county. people here think they’re sh-t doesn’t stink because they can afford to live here. milford is now named in the top 100 most expensice towns in connecticut to live in.

milford was currently named in the top 10 cities in the usa for teens to grow up in. too bad this is the most drug worthy town you’ll ever visit.

if you can move past the pre-p-b-scent drug abusers, the town is pretty cool. we have:

-two taco bell’s
-three mcdonalds
-westfield shoppintown mall measured as just over .5 mile long due to renovations
-an in-mall theatre
-wanda’s sugar shack
-two public high schools and milford alternative education which had recently been name-changed to milford academy.

-devon, woodmont, and the green also known as downtown. these are the bouroughs of milford.
-wal-mart, k-mart, ocean state job lot and a goodwill.
-several psychics
-twenty three nail salons.
-shoprite, stop and shop, and xpect discounts.

nicknames for this town are:
-m.i.l.ford
-milf-ckk
-pillford
-m-town
-m-city
a city in which young children tamper with illegal paraph-n-lia.

milford, ct.
milford, pa is small town usa of only 1,200 people. it is located right on the delaware river. route 209 p-sses right through milford. milford is north of stroudsburg and close to new york city. suprisingly, milford has not turned ghetto yet. milford has that cute, everyone knows everyone, safe, small town feel. there isnt much to milford except a turkey hill, the dimick inn, and a really good doctor’s office. but in general its a nice place.
some guy: hey where do you live?

guy: milford

som guy: where?

exactly
–noun
1.
a city in michigan.
2.
a town that has a gaggle of milf’s

-acronym
1.
milf – mother i’d like to f-ck.
2.
milford – mother i’d like to f-ck or ream daily.
chuck: wow, those milf’s are hot!
earl: there from milford, mi.
chuck: i’d milford any one of them.
earl: what that mean?
chuck: mother i’d like to f-ck or ream daily.
earl: gotcha.
a collection or gathering of attractive young to middle age mothers who guys want to bone.
the pta meeting was referred to as a milford
milford is a sucky little town in m-ssachusetts. there are also milfords in many other states. but milford, ma is the best. we have a lowes and 2 {dollar stores]
reasons why milford kicks patooty

1a. we have a friendlys and a kfc
1b.they are right next door to eachother
1c.the kfc has a pizza hut inside….

2.we have almost 10 “oriental” resturants

3.we have 4 dunkin donuts, and 2 are on basically the same street
3b.one of those dunkin donus has a baskin robbins!

4.we have, like maybe 6 hotels..i think….

5. we have 2 mcdonalds, but only 1 burger king and wendys….

6.we have a ghetto and a drugie part of town.

7.we have 2 music stores (the music nook and music house)

8.we have 3 grocery stores….

9.we have 2 dollar stores!!!

10.you can run around like a complete moron and n-body cares.

11. only in milford you can fall off something, get hurt, and n-body outside on your street cares (lol…true story)

12. we have 2 papa ginos and blockbusters.

13. we have a blockbuster right across the street from another video-rental place

14.we have big-lots! (lol….love that place^^)

15.only here, in milford, you can be a hardcore fan of a band, and still be called a poseur fan-girl!(true story…everyone hates me here x.x)

16.everyone in milford hates emo, except for the awesome people that respect other differences…

17.you can be one of the only people that loves a band for months, then as soon as they show up on mtv, every idiot in milford becomes a fan….(thats what happened to mcr, the used, and fob….)

18. we have a psychic!! omg thats so cool

19. we have three car dealer shippy thingies but i dont know a single person looking for a car

20. we have the only irish round tower in north america so go us and go irish stuff

21. we have two travel agencies but theyre both portuguese so sucks for us normal people

22. even though taco bell closed about 4 years ago, the building, sign, and everything is still there and no ones bought it yet
22b.the taco bell order sign has “who’s george” or something like that written on it!

23. we’re gonna have a bowling alley!! =d

24. all our fields are covered in goose p–p

25. our town name is initialed as milf

26. we have a cvs right across the street from a brooks.. duh?

27. we have like 23 packies

28. the milford daily news cant spell for cr-p

29. when youre special and you die, we name a bridge or a sidewalk after you. i.e. the elia p. fontecchio overp-ss..
by my house =)

30. i really wonder how they came up with the name of tank field.. maybe some really smart guy came by and was like “hey! theres a tank right next to it!” oh wow.. be more creative, will ya milford!?

31.we have 3 or 4 cemetaries.
31b.one has a “entrance” that says “ressurection”.

32.we dont have a town dump…but we have a recycling plant(down near wendy’s)

33. we have a lowes!!!!!!!(that place is fxxcking awesome!!!!)

34. we have 2 town channels (8+11)

35.we have people that think they are better then everybody else cause their family has been here since the town was founded(my family was…but i dont fxxcking act like i’m better then everybody else…)
-verb (usually with pinky finger) to put or place an object into urethral opening of human p-n-s.

betty likes to milford chuck with 1/4 inch hexagon head screws.
a dirty steryotypacal white trash town in southern ohio

used to insult soem one poor
you can’t aford cars in milford, h-ll you can’t aford anything in milford

dude you’re from milford lamo