Milgar
this mystical hybrid of a cougar and milf, is know for there skills in hunting and magic. this rare breed feeds on innocent males ranging between 25-35 and frequently hunt near pubs. never seen in the same hunting ground twice these cats aren’t territorial but are very protective of their cubs. once placed on the endangered species list in the 1990s these beautiful creatures have been thriving near record populations because of m-ssive poaching of milfs and cougars in the early 2000s.
famous milgar(s) – demi moore (captured); bridget moynahan; elin nordegren; denise richards
man, i was out at the grocery store and saw a milgar teaching her cubs survival skills.
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