Milica

slavic (serbian, montenegrin) name derived from the element “mil” meaning “gracious, sweet, kind, dear “.

in reality there is a curse attached to this name making a woman milica appear alluring, innocent, sweet and seductive to both s-xes while actually being a true, powerful, heartbreaking witch. always sweet and feminine, she shows her true side only when you get close enough to really get to know her, and at that point it’s too late to get away.

princess milica petrović-njegoš was a montenegrin princess. milica and her sister anastasia were socially very influential at the russian imperial court in the early 20th century. nicknamed jointly “the black peril” they were interested in the occult. they are discredited with introducing first a mystic named philippe, and then (with graver consequences) grigori rasputin to the imperial family.
person1: who are you dating now?
person2: i’m dating this girl milica. she is so sweet, s-xy and beautiful. i’m gonna marry her.
person1: run,man!!! save yourself!!! you don’t know who she really is!!!
person2: you are just jealous!
person1: i am, man; i am. milica is gorgeous.
an ancient serbian name, origin mila + lica, meaning dear face, pretty face, sweet face, a face that’s nice to look at. people also use it to call their romantic partners or children, no matter what their real names are.

in reality these poor good-looking women are attracted to men who are good-looking but very selfish. they sap all sweetness milicas are capable of providing and then make them very unhappy and leave them. milicas continue their mission of bringing happiness to people around them, as their name promises, but n-body bothers to make them happy in return.

also, people around the world get the pr-nunciation all wrong: it’s mili-tz-a, or mili-zz-a, using the same sound as in pi-zz-a. never pr-nounce it as mili-k-a, it’s annoys the sh-t out of these beautiful women.

when you talk to a milica, you should call her milice, because of the use of serbian cases. when you talk about a milica, that’s when you say milica without and e at the end.
oh your baby is so cute, such a milica!

milice, will you call me tomorrow?

she is such a dear person that no wonder her name is milica.

she was such a milica to him, and yet the douche just broke her heart.
the most wonderful girl you will ever meet . she’s beautiful inside and out . every guy has had a secret crush on her at some point of their life . who could blame them after all her amazing personality and gorgeous face that hypnotizes you and makes you fall in love with her in an instant . she’s generally tall and athletic . she’s a total package. beautiful eyes and kissable lips . the best part about her is her intelligence . she is so d-mn smart .the s-xiest woman alive . she’s a s-x monster and can rock your world . if you want to hook up with a babe and have a good time ,go find yourself a milica.
guy 1: who’s that girl you’re dating again? the beautiful one ? guy 2: oh you mean milica?

guy 1 : you’re so f-cking lucky , she’s so cool .d-mn man i’m so jealous , i wish i had a girlfriend as beautiful and s-xy as yours .
guy1: i know what can i say …