Militard
noun: a person who has become r-t-rded emotionally and intellectually due to his (or her) enlistment in the military. also, one who is not up to standard intellectual capabilities and only knows how to mindlessly follow orders. a militard is negatively affected by his (or her) service in the armed forces- he (or she) cannot think for him/herself and tends to be irrationally aggressive. the militard cannot function normally as a civilian, and is forever doomed to think like dumb -ss.
see also, “-sshat”
d-ck, quit being a militard and start thinking for yourself! d-mn!
a man or woman, usually in the military, who decides that everyone needs to know that they are in the military, were in the military, or support the military at all times.
“hey do you see that guy over there with the army hat, shirt, jacket, sweatpants, 3 b-mper stickers, knife, belt buckle, tattoo, and wallet? and all of his kids are wearing that cr-p too?”
“yeah”
“he’s a militard”
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