Military Mustache
when a soldier or a person in a soldier costume cuts a hole into the crotch and lets the b-lls or v-g-n- free. then the
soldier squats on the sleeping persons face. resting either
the v-g-n- or b-lls on the upper lip area, while saluting.
while my friend was sleeping i gave him the military mustache.
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