Milk Brooch


the badge of honor affixed about the shoulder of a caring parent by a baby during burping. like snowflakes, no 2 milk brooches are alike. these decorative regurgitation signatures are commonly gifted to the recipient prior to a special night out on the town. some think that it is the baby’s way of helping the parent look their very best just before departing. sometimes a milk brooch can morph into a milk necklace, but we won’t go there.
i was wearing an interesting milk brooch today on my favorite grey sweatshirt. it looked like an octopus swimming diagonally. i got several compliments on it.

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