milk cap crust


dried up s-m-n on something or someone that resembles that crust find around a milk cap. commonly found on your sheets after masturbation, wet dreams, or intercourse.
jim: i need to wash my sheets really badly.
bob:why?
jim: because there’s milk cap crust all over them.

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