Milk-Madness
the feeling one gets after attempting to carefully pour milk into a cup and yet having milk uncontrollably dribble onto the counter, even after years of practice.
anne: wow, what’s the matter with you this morning?
bill: oh nothing, its just that d-mn milk-madness again.
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