milk mustache

a trail of seamen on a girls upper lip
she blew me until i gave her the ole milk mustache.
when getting a bl-w j-b the girl puts the d-ck on her upper lip when you c-m, and lets the c-m run down the sides of her lips.
last night my girlfriend gave me a bl-w j-b, and i gave her a milk mustache
after a girl is done giving you a bl-w j-b, and your ready to c-m, you c-m on her upper lip. this will give the appearance of a milk mustache.
i’m gonna give that b-tch a milk mustache tonight!
once your done giving head to a guy, you pretend that you swallowed and make him think your just going to give him a kiss on the cheek goodbye but when you get closer, you spit it back on his upper lip.

(this is mostly used for revenge when a guy doesn’t give you a hint he is going to c-m)
“ahh, that guy last night c-mmed in my mouth without telling me when it was going to happen, so i gave him a milk mustache.”
after a girl is done giving you a bl-w j-b, and your ready to c-m, you c-m on her upper lip. this will give the appearance of a milk mustache.
i’m gonna give that b-tch a milk mustache tonight!
after c-mming in a girl, she takes her finger and sticks it inside her v-g-n- to get the c-m out. then she takes the c-m and rubs it on your upper lip.

female empowering version of a s-xual joke.
i was laying with this chick after i blew my load and then she gave me a milk mustache.
the art of -j-c-l-t-ng on your hand, but letting some get on your finger. now gently rub the s-m-n on your hand on to her upper lip. forming a “milk mustache.

note:it is like a dirty sanchez, but with s-m-n.
austin wanted to spice up the night, so he gave patriza a milk mustache.