Milk Paralysis


when you are incredibly thirsty, pouring yourself a drink from a larger container (milk gallon) and then immediately drinking, and not relinquishing your hold on the aforementioned container.
i wanted the milk, but billy had milk paralysis, so i had to wait. then i kicked his -ss.

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