Milk slap


the jocular act of hitting someone in the face, usually gently, with a cold, plastic milk bottle. the bottle is generally at least 6 pints – large enough to cover one side of a person’s face.

this action often just cools the victim’s face in a pleasant way, rather than actually hurting them.
it’s a milk slap, l.b.!

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