Milka


a woman from panama who with a deep accent answers the phone “praise the lord, who this?” also has a son name marcos and a husband name brian prescott. also lies constantly about the wereabouts of her son.
“praise the lord, who this?” hi is marcos there? “no.” do you know where he’s at? “yes.” can you tell me? “no. secret. bye. g-d bless.”
perhaps the most amazing candy ever conceived, believed by many american college students to translate roughly as “crack” from german and commonly exhibiting a similar level of addictive potential.
hey man, i need my milka fix bad!
1) a female with extremely large b–bs.

2) the cow on the swiss chocolate bar.
1) d-mn…look at that milka!
2) d-mn…look at that chocolate!

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