milkdick
when a p-n-s is attached to an automatic milking device used on cows. this may seem like a pleasurable experience, however, it is very painful. abbreviated as m.d.
tim hurley, m.d., has wicked milkd-ck from when he went to the farm the other day.
a small poodle used for -ss wiping.
magen poster is a milk-d-ck.
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