milking the otter
the act of a hairy hand giving a hand job to a hairy p-n-s ever so delicately while keeping the hand lubricated with one of the partic-p-nts swamp -ss sweat. after the pubic hair has very moistly covered most of the p-n-s the receiver is allowed to c-m. thus making it look like a milked otter.
dude i was milking the otter so hard last night it’s like a hairy c-m forrest down there.
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