mourning wood

when a man’s p-n-s becomes erect due to the process of mourning or grieving.
it was difficult for frank’s family to ignore his mourning wood as he gave the eulogy, especially since it was so close to the casket.
(n) when one pop’s a b-n-r at a funeral, or a wake
d-mn man, did you see jimmy’s dead grandma?? she gave me mourning wood.
mourning wood is a b-n-r you get at a funeral.
frank was quite embarr-ssed when he got mourning wood at his friend fritz’s funeral.

however, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
when you get an erection due to nostalgic thoughts of an ex-lover.
dude 1: “stacy’s -ss was so nice… i miss it so much…” -pops b-n-r-
dude 2: “did you just get mourning wood?!”
when you’re afraid of getting s-xually aroused for a short period of time after one of your close relatives p-ssed away because you think they’re watching over you from heaven.
guy: dude, i saw some wicked p-rn last night, but ever since gammy p-ssed away, i’ve had sever mourning wood..
dude: you mean like when you wake up?
guy: no… look it up on urban dictionary dumb-ss
n- when one wakes to find he has morning wood, but also has to urinate so bad it hurts.
i was so happy when i woke up with morning wood, but then i realized i had to p-ss, my morning wood had turned into mourning wood.
it’s akin to the more widespread ‘morning wood’, but instead of being a function of a typical male, it is instead a daily reminder to necrophiliacs. it does involve an erection upon regaining consciousness, but instead of being caused by l-stful p-rn stars, it’s caused by sadness that your lover last night is now six feet under, and you are depressed, but more so you are excited at the thought of having them once. hence the t-tle ‘mourning wood’
doug: hey man, that party we had at the cemetery last night was a blast.

mike: yeah, i found a 40-something blond amongst the oldies. i definitely had some mourning wood when i woke up.