milkmaid’s squeeze


a description of the sensation delivered to the male partner’s p-n-s during s-xual intercourse, at the point of the female partner’s -rg-sm.

as the female partner reaches -rg-sm, her uterus, v-g-n-, and -n-s contract simultaneously at 0.8-second intervals – a small -rg-sm may consist of three to five contractions; a more substantial -rg-sm may comprise 10 to 15 contractions. if the male partner can thrust his p-n-s to the fullest extent possible and then cease movement, these contractions will be clearly felt, and they can precipitate his -rg-sm if he is sufficiently aroused.

mutual -rg-sm precipitated in this way is regarded as the ultimate in a couple’s journey to complete s-xual satisfaction. furthermore, if fertilisation and pregnancy are goals, the forceful -j-c-l-t–n of s-m-n and the proximity of the glans of the p-n-s to the contracting uterus will support the transport of s-m-n to the fallopian tubes at the point of, and in the immediate aftermath of, mutual -rg-sm.

the term ‘milkmaid’s squeeze’ dates back to the era when cows were milked by hand, with the teats being rhythmically squeezed and ‘stripped’ by the milkmaid’s hands, directing the milk into a bucket or ‘pail’. see also “dairygirl’s squeeze”.
“a delicate question norman, when are you and judy going to start a family?”
“we’ve been trying for a while mom, and last monday she gave me a serious milkmaid’s squeeze with the right result if you know what i mean, so we’re hoping this may be the month.”
“oh i do hope so darling. your father and i are longing to be grandparents.”

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