Milktooth
the act of text messaging a teenage girl who is much too young for a man of your age to be texting.
“bluetooth, my -rs-! more like milktooth, she only looks 15”
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- Millais
one of the greatest painters to live. his work includes “ophelia” which is absolutely stunning. “the millais exhibition is currently in amsterdam”
- mini fridging
going into other peoples backyards and stealing beer from mini fridges. particularly done at houses with a pool. person 1: hey dude! i just went mini fridging and got a 12-pack of coors light! person 2: dude! that’s awesome!
- nutrat
a large rat in the hair that is the direct result of excess s-m-n, c-m, ball snot, or j-zz in the hair look at that tight -ss nutrat in that b-tch’s hair
- rump ramming
the act of -n-l intercourse. “hmmmn i could go a little rump ramming.. how about you?”
- Radzing
the practice of taking months off work with “stress”, returning for a day or two just before half-pay kicks in, then going back on the sick. formerly known as clarking this practice has been honed to a fine art by certain civil servants. newton: haven’t seen felders for a while. hovis: i know. the yellow-haired […]