Milky Rip
the act of whitening one’s water pipe shaft with smoke until it is so purely white, that it resembles a gl-ss of milk. followed closely by an intense inhalation of aforementioned substance.
ex. 1
“dude, you wouldn’t believe how sh-tty of a day i had man”
“tell me about it man…”
“well to start things off cindy, that b-tch-c-nt-rag of a woman who i call boss would not get off my -ss about those d-mn tps reports. then that fat-f-ck greasy italian mother-f-cker in the next cubicle farted and i could literally taste the f-cking cannolis he had for dinner last night. and to top it off, that jewish b-st-rd morty goldstein broke the coffee maker this morning and didn’t bother to inform the rest of the office”
“you know what would take your mind off all that bullsh-t man..?”
(in unison)
“milky rips!”
ex. 2
“sh-t man! check out freddy, he’s about to take the biggest rip ever!”
“d-mn, that’s not just a big rip, that’s a milky rip!”
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