when you are in a really bad situation and you can’t do anything about it. you’re screwed or got screwed over.
mary: “i just broke my phone charger, i can’t get another one because my car is in the shop, and my phone is at 2%.”
john: “that’s some milky sh-t.”
an online game in which two teams of four b-lls each play capture the flag; the first team with three captures wins. the community is well known for its nonstop complaints, leading to its members taking on the affectionate nickname “b-tch boys”. i would play tagpro tonight, but these b-tch boys suck so much sh-t […]
- blond amputee
when someone makes some bomb food and they serve it to you. also a subst-tute for bon appet-te emily:”i made my baby some chicken pot pie.” jose:” blond amputee”
- mega charizard y
basically a bigger orange dragon that we know as cherizert (charizard) but with a bunch more spikes h-ll yeah! best idea ever get rekt by my mega charizard y
the complete cl-ster of bordem that you type ‘qwert’ to ‘cvbnm’ and then go back to ‘poiuy’ to ‘bvcxz’ without any sp-ces. im so bored, so im gonna type all the letters forwards and backwards or qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnmpoiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz.
- marshmallow ride
when you’ve already c-m inside of someone, and you f-ck them again when the c-m from the first ride starts seeping out. we went all night. so many marshmallow rides.