Milky Tears
a man pulls his slimy bratwurst out of a woman’s facial c-ck holster. then proceeds to blow a huge load of love juice in and around the woman’s eyes. the face your female companion makes with s-m-n running out of her eyes makes it look like she is crying. thus giving her milky tears.
brutus gave jan some milky tears in an outhouse at a nascar race!
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