millard scale
the amount beers it would take to have s-x with the person you are rating.
this is the reversed scale of 1-10 when rating someone’s attractiveness. while on the 1-10 scale, 10 would be good, 10 on the millard scale would be a terrible rating. it would mean 10 beers are required to get you to sleep with that person.
(1-10 is the generic rating system, but some people can handle more, which would make 10 not the worst nor maximum rating.)
guy 1: she’s a ten
guy 2: on the millard scale?
guy 1: i meant the generic scale, on the millard scale, she’s a 0.
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