millenispeak
millenispeak: (n) mə-lĕn′ē-spēk
“the hardly comprehensible lexicon employed by those born near the turn of the 21st century. it is a tricky ploy designed to divest themselves of the burden of sounding like human f-cking beings”
so this kid comes into my cigar shop with his vape and skinny jeans. i couldn’t understand a lick of his millenispeak so i just turned off my hearing aids and pictured f-cking his mother in the face.
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