miller’s pizza pocket
a miller’s pizza pocket is when an italian family of four goes to a mill on a hill with the oldest woman in italy, they stuff an entire gasoline soaked 12” pizza into a miller light bottle. then they light the pizza in the bottle on fire, put it into a condom half filled with spaghetti and viciously penetrate the oldest italian woman with the flaming pizza bottle in a spaghetti filled condom, all the while screaming “mama mia! gratzi!” until the bottle breaks. then they hang the woman upside down in the mill and roll down the hill
did you hear that the rossi’s went to milan and had a miller’s pizza pocket?
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