a dual purpose facility based in the heart of somerset. serves as both a prison for the elite and a snake farm. run by craig, twin of sloth from the goonies.
ah sh-t fam just been sentenced to two years at millfield
f-ck, what did you do?
only got two gcse’s…
- p**p dupe
when the girl sneakingly puts his d-ck in her -sshole thinking that he’s f-cking her p-ssy after we were done with the p-rn she told me that she performed a p–p dupe on you.
- harry potter syndrome
a scenario in which the primary protagonist (especially an eponymous one) of a fictional work is one of the least interesting of the main cast. named after the harry potter series of books in which harry himself is the most uninteresting out the ensemble of characters. “i was reading a book the other day and […]
- f*ck smacker
the biggest baddest home made hammer that also doubles as a home made b-tt plug my -n-s is starting to close up. when you’re done using that f-ck smacker, can i borrow it?
the act of panic clicking; clicking in a rapid motion. she was surprised and began clanicking when an unexpected browser window popped up on the screen. she began to click the “close browser” icon in the corner in a fast motion.
- jerking off a blind guy
the phrase from the youtuber and twitch streamer teo, no one’s exactly sure what it means, but it’s used to make a strange situation even stranger. what the h-ll is going on, i feel like i’m jerking off a blind guy over here!