million baby lake
an expression used to describe the quant-ty of s-m-n deposited on bed sheets after s-xual activity.
a healthy adult male can release between 40 million and 1.2 billion sperm cells in a single -j-c-l-t–n, and whether or not this occurs inside the female partner, a substantial quant-ty is generally deposited as a consequence of the s-xual act or subsequent leakage.
“i wanted to get some sleep after making love with bobby last night, but i turned over and found i was in a million baby lake. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew ……..!”
“it’s great for keeping your skin in good condition – my johnny calls it my face cream.”
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