Mills goggles


1. when a woman has been going to mills college so long that she begins to find anything with a p-n-s attractive. similar to beer goggles. feelings of deep regret may follow hooking up with a man when seeing through mills goggles.

2. see also: millsbian
mills woman: “did you see that guy with the unibrow? man, he’s soooo hot!”
non-mills attending friend: “man, you’ve got your mills goggles on again. that man is a beast!”

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