Milltown

a small town in nj, filled with a bunch of drunk irish catholics. this may be the most racist town in nj. at one point, milltown had a sign that said “welcome to milltown, don’t let the sun set on your black -ss.” today there are about 5 black families in milltown. there are only two schools. the high school kids have to go to a whole other town, which is ten times worse then milltown.
who the f-ck wants to live in milltown
home of joey heitzenroder a.k.a. big m-ff on campus. everyone hates him, but he thinks otherwise. he b-tches all day, and if you don’t answer your phone you get a following 20 calls and texts, some say he’s the last of the abominable snowmen around.
come to milltown if you want to meet the one and only joey heitz
another name for the city of camas, a small town in southern washington. the name “milltown” directly refers to the city’s trademark, the paper mill. -ssociated with yuppies and being in the middle of nowhere, a few of its pride and joys include: the fact that mel gibson once had a house there (but left for obvious reasons), the “papermaker” mascot of the high school (voted among the top 10 worst mascots in the nation), the club (also known as lacamas swim and sport), the fern prairie market, and the small man-made lacamas lake.
non-camasonian: “you’re from camas? where the f-ck is that?!”
camasonian: “yeah, dude. right next to vancouver. milltown’s where it’s at!”
non-camasonian: “right… you keep thinking that and i’ll pretend to give a sh-t.”
1. slang term for milwaukee, wisonsin.
that fake better not step into northside milltown or he will he cap
the gayest f-cking town in the world…alll the kids there are p-ssys….and spotswood can out drink and out smoke them b-tches
f-ck milltown
that kid is hard..nevermind he is from milltown