milner

someone who does not understand the common slang vocabulary of youths and popular culture. they consider that which they do not know to be ‘new fangled vocabulary.’ usually a teacher or parent.
teacher: was she drunk in my cl-ss?
student: crossfaded i’m sure.
teacher: i’m not familiar with the term?
student: you’re such a milner.
the mark left on a pair of men’s boxer shorts from the last drop of urine that never seems to shake loose.
my boyfriend always returns from the bathroom with a milner on his boxer shorts.
one of the tiny little rolled up bits of toilet paper you find stuck to the hairs round your -rs-hole many hours after wiping your b-m
what the f-ck is that stuck to my -rs- hair?

oh f-ck me, it’s a milner
milner is a bearded homeless person, who can grow a beard every 3 hours. soccer fernatic touching themselves every time r-n-ldo takes off his shirt and shows his stomach flab. most likely a h-m-s-xual.being attacked by sycopathic red heads called rush.
look at that milner over ther being beaten by a rush, while having a w-nk over renaldo.
an ambiguous word used to describe something which is either:

– unusual
– normal
– bad
– good
– “safe”

often used in conjunction with “well” – “well milner” – to create a superlative.
“man that sh-t’s well milner!”
“holy macaroons! that james geezer is well milner!”