milosexual

milos-xual (adj.) – someone who is turned on by (and would f-ck) milo yiannopoulos. the condition affects mostly straight men, but bis-xual and gay men are not immune. there is some evidence that some women also get a sudden thirst for milo; lesbians are the least likely to be affected by milo’s allure. nevertheless, no cl-ss/race/gender/s-xuality is immune from milos-xuality because artificial labels do not change the common libidinal energies that make us human.

milos-xuals realize they harbor these feelings when their hearts palpitate at milo’s bs-cutting logical vigor. milo’s controlled demolition of sjw-“logic” leads to a rush of blood towards one’s s-xual organs. this excitation reveals that a person has not been castrated by liberal ident-ty politics. most milos-xuals were probably born this way – they can’t help loving life, truth, and wit – even if they have just heard of milo.

many milos-xuals, but not all, support trump. milos-xuals tend to be libertarians who celebrate freedom, including the freedom to offend. there are a substantial number of bernie sanders supporters who are milos-xuals, but they remain in the closet for fear of social exclusion. anyone who has to pretend to be on board with an increasingly fascist sjw-agenda is likely to switch teams and play for milo.

the term first appears in feb. 2016, during milo’s “dangerous f-ggot tour”. milo was likely the first to come out as milos-xual as suggested by the term appearing on his branded merchandise.
listening to milo yiannopoulos’ scathing attacks on progressive politics, david suddenly realized he had a chub. he was a little confused his body was reacting this way because he had never had these feelings for another (gay) man before. the next day he came out to his friends as milos-xual to a boisterous round of applause.