milpkin
a pumpkin discreetly filled with milk given as a gesture of kindness to a friend around halloween with the intention of watching said friend carve the pumpkin and their gradual confused realization that the pumpkin is actually full of milk. performed correctly and with an enthusiastic victim, this act of giving can be devastating.
bill: hey jon! here we picked you up a pumpkin to carve.
jon: yes! i really wanted to carve one!
(starts carving, occasionally wiping up milk)
jon: why the f-ck is there milk coming out of my pumpkin?!
bill: because it’s a milpkin, not a pumpkin.
jon: i hate you.
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