miltf
mother i’d like to f-ck
see above
‘mother’s i’d like to f-ck’ a variation of the ‘yummie mummy’ & ‘s-xy mother figure’ archetypes . frequently seen pushing prams in public parks on the weekend. physically radiant & clearly fertile, obviously more attached to the child than a nanny. probably gagging for it.
1: mmmmm, nice piece of miltf.
2: where?, oh yeah. i love summer.
(milltff) noun. abbreviation for ‘mother i’d like to f-ck’
tom: whoa dude! check out that woman over there!
tim: she’s totally fine and all…but i think that those are her children.
tom: so? then she’s a miltf for sure!
tim: want me to babysit?
mum i like to f-ck orginated from, american pie.
also as braunys mum
u-oi braun man ya mums a miltf
braun-f-ck you man your dead
miltf~ mothers i like to facebook
hey, your mom is such a miltf. i saw in her status she was having her nails done today!
stands for “mother i’d like to t-tty f-ck”
ex: d-mn, your mom has nice b–bs, she’s a miltf.
a varient of milf, but with more love and antic-p-tion. it also more proper, not leaving out any letters.
mother-i’d-love-to-f-ck.
1: yo let’s go to milly’s house!
2: f-ck no, we need to go to steve’s.
1: why?
2: because of his miltf!
1 & 2: f-ck yeah!
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