Milton Waddams


the squirrely looking guy in your office who mumbles a lot about nothing and eventually sets the building on fire.
milton waddams: “and i said, i don’t care if they lay me off either, because i told, i told bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then i’m, i’m quitting,.. i’m going to quit. and, and i told dom too, because they’ve moved my desk… four times already this year, and i used to be over by the window, and i could see… the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched… from the swingline to the boston stapler, but i kept my swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much,.. and i kept the staples for the swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then i’ll have to… i’ll set the building on fire…”

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