Mind Boner


to have a great idea.
i just got a mind b-n-r; what if socks were self drying and cleaning!
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when you feel t-tillated looking at a hpoa but not enough to show physical evidence for it (read: b-n-r)
man! i got a mind b-n-r when i saw ‘jenny the hpoa girl’!
when something blows your mind, it gives you a mind b-n-r.
friend:sh-t dude! did you hear that new luvtonez joint?

president barack obama: yeah man, sh-t is real. it gave me mind b-n-rs!
when you mind has a big b-n-r but your p-n-s does not.
hey girl, i know my p-n-s isn’t hard but i’ve got a major mind b-n-r.
when you have an intense discussion about a topic and you get a subsequent mind b-n-r. the excitement and arousal of the mind from entering a heated debate that lends to the feeling of wanting more. mind b-n-rs can also be used to mind f-ck people in order to inseminate and propagate ideas. (see also mind f-ck)
“dude that talk last night about the unknown universe gave me the sickest mind b-n-r.”

“i totally mind f-cked my roommate with my mind b-n-r last night.”
when you look at a girl and she is so hot that your get a mindb-n-r without even getting a real b-n-r
joshua eagle saw a hot girl and got a mindb-n-r

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