mind-goggling


a facial expression with wide and bulging eyes that coincides with a incomprehensible, mind-goggling fact.
after hearing the odds of winning the lotto, sue’s facial expression of mind-goggling bafflement said it all.
adj: something that is so baffling only goggles could understand.
mike’s explanation of how he is so close to p-ssing is simply mindgoggling

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