mind-masturbating
to mind-f-ck oneself, often in succession; lubrication offered by drugs, alcohol, etc.
i’m mind masturbating to string theory right now.
john’s girlfriend: “hey, want to come over?”
john: “hold on a second, i’m finishing up mind-masturbating to stephen hawking talking about quantum physics and the theory of multiverses. oh yeah, oh yeah…”
john’s girlfriend: “oh.”
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