Mind Over Splatter
a phenomenon similar to a wet dream, however one is awake during said event. one gets off thinking about something pleasing, rather that using abrasion (masturbating) the odds of “mind over splatter” occuring depend on the how pleasing something is to you and your state of mind.
mike: dude, i was totally thinking about mary in that bikini with the straps that kept coming loose and i totally blew my load.
tim: mind over splatter?
mike: you know it.
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