mind the ruddy gap!!
used as a taunt/warning call prior to the action of sticking ones leg out with the aim of tripping a colleague up. not necessarily to make him fall completely over but just for him or her to break stride rhythm and look like a “tw-t” in front of tidy sn-tches or rugby jocks they are trying to impress. scream this at the top of your voice before the fatal trip.
-walking along when suddenly
“mind the ruddy gap!!!”
-person stumbles slightly and everyone mocks them/calls them a c-nt
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