mindank


an incredibly s-xy young lady. she is smart and beautiful but cant be told this to her face. she is not little, but of perfect size. no one deserves a mindank because she is a goddess. she makes many guys j-zz in their pants right before she cuts their d-cks off and melts them down into a liquid to later be used for the making of plastic bottles. mindank is very…….dank.
king kong: “roooooooaaaarr!! give me your best maiden!”

citizen: “f-ck you n-gg-r! the mindanks ours!”

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