mindbortion


noun. the removal of a mind baby that was concieved as a result of being mind f-cked.
paul: i had this dream that i was you, and you were me, but we were in a parallel universe in the dream which was actually this tv show where i was a girl and you were a boy but we were still eachother but we were actually asleep.

mary: i think i am being mind f-cked, please stop. my mind condom is breaking.

paul: would you like a mindbortion?

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