mindfulness meditation
when the kind of middle aged soccer moms one would find shopping at whole foods sits in front of a guided track on youtube or itunes in a futile effort to connect their souls with the earth or something. they will often go berserk and hysterical if their husbands refuse to buy into the conspiracy.
little kid: can we go to the park?
dad: no, your mom still has 7 hours of mindfulness meditation left.
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